The perfect machine.

If an ATM machine were custom designed for me, there would be a selection of things being spewn out besides money. On the big, closet sized ATM machine there are a variety of buttons. The big pink button in the middle blasts out clothing items that I pick out on polyvore and pinterest. The little sparkling button right underneath the clothing button, is just for accessories.. rings, earrings, bracelets, hair accessories, shoes, nail polish, hair accessories, you name it! Off to the right of the big pink button, is the location of a purple puppy button. Pressing this button gives me the selection of a variety of puppy dogs. Now these aren't just regular puppies.. these puppies stay puppies forever. Once a puppy always a puppy. There are laberdoodle puppies, pomsky puppies, miniature husky puppies, maltese-poodle puppies, pug puppies, german shepard puppies, hush puppies, golden retriever puppies, labrador puppies, etc. To the left of the big pink button, lies a red button. After pushing this magical red button, you were to select any place in the world you wish to travel to, and the amount of time you wished to be on vacation for, and voilà! Out comes the (free) plane ticket to the place of your desire. I, of course, prefer to select places in the wonderful Europe. Italia, France, España, Nederland, Deutschland, Danmark, Sverige, you name it! I would also select places in Asia, and Africa for missions trips, and the Caribbean for relaxation. The final button is located at the botton of the perfect machine. This nifty beige little button gives me a selection of cameras. Vingate cameras, small cameras, polaroid cameras, professional cameras, digital cameras, water proof cameras, video cameras, all the selection you could possibly need for the highest quality photography!
All of this in one machine, just for me. The machine is programmed to recognize my finger prints, and no one else's. Therefore, no one can steal plane tickets, puppies, cameras or my perfect shoes!